"Do you know what's really annoying?" Laura Lee does. The former
improvisational comic and mime is the world's only expert on things that
Annoy,
Bother, Chafe, Disturb, Enervate, Frustrate, Grate, Harass, Irk, Jar, Miff,
Nettle, Outrage, Peeve, Quash, Rile, Stress Out, Trouble, Upset, Vex, Worry
and X, Y, Z YOU! She wrote the book on
it.
Much more than a catalog of complaints, the Pocket Encyclopedia of
Aggravations is an informative source that offers scientific explanations
of the provocations that make for maddening moments, complete with causes,
remedies and histories. Deadpan cross-sections, diagrams and technical
drawings reveal such things as how dandruff grows, how beer goes flat,
how zippers get stuck, and the thought process of someone who finishes
your sentences.
In a high-stress world filled with annoying people, places, and things,
it's inevitable to run into situations that gall, ruffle, torment, and
rankle even the coolest customer. Now riled readers can find solace and
plenty of laughs in the thoroughly researched Pocket Encyclopedia of
Aggravation. Subjects include:
· What did I Come in Here For?
· Brain Freeze from Ice Cream
· Toast Always Lands Butter Side Down
· Fingernails on a Blackboard
· VCRS Flashing 12:00... 12:00
· Slow Drivers in the Fast Lane
· Internet Flame Wars
· Inefficient Sidewalk Pass, aka The Sidewalk Dance
· Movie Trailers That Give The Whole Plot Away
· Telemarketers
Laura Lee has done hundreds of radio and TV interviews, both as an interviewer
and interviewee. A former morning show host and member of the Vorpmi improvisational
comedy troupe, she is an entertaining and relaxed speaker who enjoys the
spontaneity of live broadcasts. (She is annoyed that she could not figure
out how to format this paragraph so that it would be indented like the
ones at the top)
Contact Laura Lee, lauralee@speechwriting.com.